On the February broadcast of The Daily Show, host Trevor Noah spent a segment discussing Apples fight with the federal government. It was a great piece, very positive toward Apple and made some good points… until one low hanging joke had me seeing red…
“This is how it starts, you promise you only need one phone; then before you know it, there’s another phone, then another phone, then another and now I guess Apple finally knows how it’s customers feel.” BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
This was clearly an easy to make joke targeting those who have the impression Apple shouldn’t be releasing a phone EVERY FIRKIN YEAR!
I mean, THEY JUST RELEASED ONE LAST YEAR!
So yes, Rick.. take a fucking joke! And I did.. but as a graphic artist.. I just can’t… heelllppp…. myyyyyseelllllffffff….yyyyyaaauuurrrggggg!!
Much Better, The iPhone 6s and 6s+
There you go Trevor, I fixed your teams onscreen graphics there for you! What’s your rate? No matter.. I’ll send an invoice.
That there is the ACTUAL current Apple iPhone lineup. As in.. what was released for sale this year. As in new models… the ones that Apple crams down our throats so very often iPhone users are commonly tracked by French chiefs for their delicious livers.
What?
Sorry.. I’ve been handed a memo by myself. Stand by.
…
Shit.
Trevor Noah I Owe You And Your Staff An Apology
BEFORE SHOWING THE ACTUAL AVAILABLE LINEUP FROM APPLE, I would like to point out that these models may still be available for purchase, but they are not current and have not been released in the same year…
Technically, the iPhone 5s, 6, 6+, 6s and 6s+ are available to buy.
I’m amending the invoice, you were still wrong.
The point here is that as an Apple customer, at least I know the lineup is very simple… each year I can look forward to an updated or entirely new model. But I have a 365 day break in between and only 2 models to rack my brain over.
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So… Apple has 5 models available at the moment.. but what if I told you there was a manufacturer who seems to have such a bad case of “Phone Model Diarrhea” they self diagnosed with dysentery?
Allow me to present the CURRENT SAMSUNG LINEUP!
WHAT IN HELLS TITS
AND THIS IS NOT EVEN MENTIONING GEAR! I MEAN, MY GOD!
Mr. Noah.. I mean really.. put the joke where it needs to go…
And by all means, look into the toilet yourself… http://www.gsmarena.com/samsung-phones-9.php
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